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"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

"So much for your idea of having a pet!"

Dual Fuel Bill in Hell

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

The bridge of arts.

"How was prom?"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Back to school: The Horror,

Stephen King

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

Evil Villain.

The Horror Film Director.

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

The Bride of Frankenstein