Hellish Pun Collector Prints

Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Fist Bumper Cars

Ms. Rusmore

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

This man is an island.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

How Romans give each other a high five...

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

The Bear Fax.

Artichoking victim

"Unplug and chill out."

Bell Hop

Racketeer

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Butt cracker"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'You give me goose bumps!'