Helicopter Shot Fan Mugs

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I've seen a tulip before."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'Scooter' Libby.

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

Retro Kid.

Sling

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

Nelly Copter

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"Clever girl."

The Browntail Craptor

Keep off the Square.

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

Submarine emerges on top of building

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

Rolling out the red carpet.

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

Lost Everything Except Gun Collection

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

"Here's his medical directive."

Scalpel.