Helicopter Parent Observer Prints

'Remember sweetheart, act natural.'

"Hi, you've reached Kara's phone. Mom, you're the only one who calls me so go ahead and leave a voice mail."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"What's it like to have sexually active parents?"

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

Doctors Through the Ages...

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'You can go play at Kevin's house if it's all right with your attorney.'

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

"Surely, Son, you can find something to paint indoors."

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

Helicopter Mom

'What did she think was going to happen??'

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."