Heist Dreamers Mugs

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Home Sweet Home

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"It's a setup."

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"Keep it running."

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

Bunny Trick

Skunk dreaming.

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

Life: Boring Bits

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

At the flies' bar: 'When I was a young maggot, I dreamed of becoming an Airbus!'

'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'

World peace day

Trapeze pick pocket

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

The Faith-Based Family

"What's my motivation?"

Poor Man Who Thinks Big...

'What's on your bucket list?'

'NOW I found out I could have been a rock star!'

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."