Hedgehog Admirer Mugs

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

'You think you've got it tough? Try getting a date when you're divorced with 375 kids!'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Go figure, somebody uses my foot as a lucky charm: I don't feel lucky myself...'

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

Got a light mate?

Dog in the Rain.

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'

Hedgehogs crossing the road: 'Don't do it!'

Needles vs Covid

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Love is blind."

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

Groundhog Day

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Respect man!"