Hedge Trimming Prints

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Beware of God"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Grass huggers.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

Spring cleaning.

'Must be Pandora's.'

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

'You just GOTTA do things the hard way, don't ya.'

Christmas tree lights - "Are they on yet love?"

Enjoying The Garden.

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.

Charlie Dimmock T-shirts for gardeners.

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

Christmas.

Christmas 2020

Never criticise his creative efforts...

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."

Hedgehog Trimmer

Wishing you a very happy christmas

What? I thought it would help us blend in.

'I'm filming a cutting-hedge documentary.'

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

'Hey buddy, can you cut down that one to give me a better view?'

"You gotta admit, it's straight now."

"... Of course 'you've never let success go to your head'. You've never been successful at anything!"