
ZZZZZZZ Top
Add a touch of heavy metal humor to their snoozing space with our amusing pillows—perfect for resting or making a bold bedroom statement.
ZZZZZZZ Top
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
Bed Seasons
Finger on the Z Key
"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."
Snooze Alarm for Mole.
Gone to seed.
'Tommy falls asleep in class.'
Computing in the Cloud
Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.
'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'
"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"
"You're closer. You get it."
"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."
"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!
Good luck with all the revision!!!
'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'
8 AM in the sleeper elevator car
"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."
Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."
Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.
"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."
'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'
"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"
"This is all very boring..."
"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."
'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'
"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."
"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."
Sleepy head.
Asleep at the computer
"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."
Classix Collection: Flight of the Bumblebee
Discover more fun and rebellious gifts for heavy metal snoozers by browsing our collection of mugs, perfect for adding a rock ‘n’ roll touch to their morning ritual.
Bring musical humor into their space with our playful prints—ideal for decorating a room that celebrates their love for metal and sleep.
Find the ideal heavy metal snoozer apparel with our quirky t-shirt collection—lighthearted designs that showcase their relaxed, musical style.