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Motorherd

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

Rock On

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Santa Metal Claus

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Speaker Farmer.

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

He played the infamous suicide note.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'Er... vicar - does the church have a position on the donation of GM vegetables for the Harvest Festival?'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Bris

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'