Heavy Machinery Admirers Mugs

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Caption contest"

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Brown only photocopier sales.

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Robot Truck.

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

Forth Bridge finally fully painted.

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'

Model steam train pulls into a station

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise is coming from.'

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

Wine Factory

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

A steam-powered tourist boat in a canal in Venice