Heavenly Tinkerer Prints

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Gadget geek.

Modern kite for wind energy.

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Fixing the Computer.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"