Heavenly Rulebreaker Pillows

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Pole Vault Rules

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

No early morning tea past this landing

"Give him his food."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Lab safety Rule No. 1