Heavenly Jesters Prints

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Excommunicate Me.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Pumping up wig in blender.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates

'...But in case God misses something...'

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

"We ran out of bread, so its croutons for communion."

"You've been unfriended."

Angel Puppet.

"Not the God I expected."

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?"

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

"Apparently you should have kept your Facebook private."

"I guess this is as good as it gets."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'

"I can't believe how soon they got me back on my feet after the operation..."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'

'Actually, my wife wouldn't LET me have any last words.'

'Any chance of a plea bargain?'

Heaven - Hard Hat Area