Heavenly Jesters Prints

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Excommunicate Me.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates

'...But in case God misses something...'

"You've been unfriended."

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

Angel Puppet.

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?"

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

"We ran out of bread, so its croutons for communion."

"Apparently you should have kept your Facebook private."

"Not the God I expected."

"I guess this is as good as it gets."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'

'Actually, my wife wouldn't LET me have any last words.'

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"I can't believe how soon they got me back on my feet after the operation..."

'Any chance of a plea bargain?'

Heaven - Hard Hat Area

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