Heavenly Humor Collector Mugs

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Bert's dog training.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Cake Free Zone

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Eat me"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Vegetarian Birds

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Easter Island Shades...

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

A watch face with Stonehenge

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"