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'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

'God's home videos.'

"He's an old school angel."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Good game."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Heaven

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"The worst is behind us!"

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

Church Hymn

Catholic-Protestant Debates....

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

"I was always afraid to read it before."

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

Excerpt from the writings of Euripides, Athenian Dramatist, 484-406 BC.

'Next time you pick me up lose the open plan galley.'

"Caesar walks in, we stab him, and the rest, as they'll say, will be history."

'Parking is always such a problem in this city.

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

"I'm from the Bible - a new publication - and we'd like your first hand account of this event."

"Our plan has failed. The elephants of Hannibal are not frightened by our little mice."

"Not the God I expected."