Heavenly Aspirations Mugs

'The wings are great, but I wont be satisfied until they make me a partner.'

"Good game."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Parachuting bishop.

The Day Dreamer.

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Rainbow/Horizon

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'What did He do before he was God?'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

Geese and Angels

Cherub on a cloud

Life on cloud 8

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

The spirit's flight

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

Pearly Queen Gates