Heaven Humor Lover Prints

"It's almost like we’ve died and gone to he—wait a minute … We’re dead!"

Heavenly Gates: Masks Required

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"All we have left is standing room only."

The Adventures of God

"It's true: no more burpees."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'