Heaven Humor Lover Prints

"It's almost like we’ve died and gone to he—wait a minute … We’re dead!"

Heavenly Gates: Masks Required

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

The Adventures of God

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"All we have left is standing room only."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."