Heat-resistant Adventurer Prints

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"We got the cactus account!"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

Ass-less Chaps

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Hells Snack Shack.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Ice Whaling

Sunburn.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

'Pastor, tell us more about hell. Is it warm there?'

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

Ice cream van

Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underarmor.

'Help! Cold! Help!'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

To conserve the husky's energy Nanouk the Eskimo took a minimum of baggage...

Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'