Heartwarming Hero Mugs

"You guys go on. My crowdfunding came through."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'That was fun!'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

The Invention of Country Music.

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"We worked on this place for years – a real labor of love."

The cost of wildfires

'Samaritans, mission control'

"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."

Please give U.S. Fire & Flooding Victims

Broken-hearted young man placing an advertisement in the paper.

'I don't mind hand-me-downs. I just wish my brother had played football.'

I've got my love to keep me warm

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

A man cries over the arrow through his heart.

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

Climate Change

"I've donated blood fourteen times. . .!"

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

"Just when I thought I was almost over my boyfriend breaking up with me...I ran out of ice cream!"

'Help me out!"