Heartthrob In Disguise Prints

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

Keyworker

Cupid

Rock and Roll

Dairy Devil

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Rock On

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

Early Sexting

Christine McVie

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

We love the Rolling Stones...

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"How was your day, dear?"

"I think my main strength is my imagination, which I think you can see from my CV."

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

Politics Books

Chrissie Hynde

"I'm the Chupacabra, your new family bogeyman! I'm here to scare you into doing what your dad tells you to do!"

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

Tennis Doubles

"I'd suggest cutting back on the practical joking and to ask people not to pull your finger so hard."

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

"That's my personal most wanted list."