Heartfelt Texter Mugs

Lockdown Connections

A man surrounded with lovehearts

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Words of Love

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

I love you.

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Wild West Text Showdown

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Modern Cupid

You Have 1 New Messages

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

'I just got text-heckled!'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

Be Mine!

Just say you love me.

Text Santa

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Valentine's Day texting

If you need anything else, just text me.

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

'Just made a pass. I'm running for the end zone.'

Valentine's Day

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

Personal Air Bag.

"Block robocall number...text friend...block robocall number..."

"And after 'amen' - click send!"

The text commandments

"Look, I'm not ghosting you. I just have a huge list to deal with right now."

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

"....You're the guy on all my texts my wife sends me!"

You hang up. No, you hang up.