Heartfelt Howler Pillows

'Forget it! -- the last time we rented 'Lassie Come Home,' you howled all night!'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Have I told you lately that I love you

"I hate open-mike night."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

Thinkin' 'bout you - Kiss.

Mum Hearts.

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

Romances

'She saw right through me.'

Online Romance

Romance

'Ok, you can stay, but that emotional baggage has gotta go!'

Romance Music

Valentines

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Do It.

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"

A woman with a laptop

Romantic Comet

You old Romantic!

"I chase my tail, roll in stuff, howl at the moon. What kind of life is that?"

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"I don't understand why he'd rather howl at the moon than be with me."

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."