Healthy Meal Maestro Prints

'Only carrots. I thought there would be a choice.'

Tartine

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Burnt or Raw?

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'What'll it be?'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

WHACK!

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"I don't like it."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."