Healthy Living Fan Mugs

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

The Fast Lane.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

To do before Saturday...

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

The trim reaper

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.