Healthy Lifestyle Rebels Prints

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I'm a monster."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Work Out.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Books or Junk Food.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Academy.

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

Cyclist

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

Fat cat running on treadmill.

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."