Healthy Joker Mugs

'No buns of steel, but he does have a cast iron gut!'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

"Rolling pizza cutter."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

'I'll have the diet special followed by a triple helping of chocolate sponge cake.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

Jim's Smart Kettle

"An apple? Doesn't he have any pizza?"

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"5 second rule!"

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

"I'm not finished exercising. I still have a couple of laps to go."

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

"But is it Organic?"

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

Football crazy

"I don't need roughage that badly!"

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time