Healthy Hermits Prints

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cellphone Islands

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"Free why-fi.”

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'One of us will tell you how to achieve peace and harmony just as soon as we settle who called dibs on this ledge.'

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'