Healthy Habit Hacker Prints

I decided to put the scale someplace where it would do some good!

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

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"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

Latest science behind social distancing advice

Popeye Switches to Kale.

Secrets of Adulthood.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Addiction Research Centre.

"Would it help if I ate a salad?"