Healthcare Worker Colleagues Mugs

NHS Efficiency Drive

Opportunities in Coronatimes

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

vaccine wars.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Our war is against cancer."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'Well, well, well...'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"The first one's just a warning."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Social distancing

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

PSA Banter.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.