Healthcare Reform Watcher Prints

'We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it.'

'We're working on the basis that they'll feel a lot better when we stop.'

Survey Shows Only 8 of GPs Think NPFIT Worth the Money.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Health Care Crisis table.

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

Obama of Oz.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Republican Healthcare

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"