Healthcare Reform Analyst T-Shirts

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'There are some things I'll keep in place with Obamacare.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Booster shots

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

Doctors Discussion

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Health Care Crisis table.

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

Safe spaces?

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Obama of Oz.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.