Healthcare Professionals Mugs

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.

'You the guy who asked for the least expensive generic alternative?'

"Kids, your mother and I have spent so much money on health insurance this year that instead of vacation we're all going to go in for elective surgery."

'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'

'Boy, you really are stuck! What do you do when this happens in a chimney?'

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

NHS transformation

"I'm afraid we've had to move him to expensive care."

Giving GP's the right motivation

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

'Sorry, with this policy you can only get a second opinion from your insurance agent.'

'Thing sure have changed. Fifty years ago doctors made house calls.'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'With the new automated system we've cut consultation times down to 30 seconds...'

Hospital 'Caution: Thieves are operating in this building'

This guy has no heart! Why didn't someone tell me he's an insurance company lobbyist?

"It appears we all have group insurance."

Emergency Healthcare.

"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."

"George likes to watch his health."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'Just watch the road and look straight ahead'

'Let's all practice bug control.'

"We can't pull the plug. We're all still on her insurance."

'I'm grow-ing'

Doctor to patient regarding awaiting media: 'I hope you don't mind - I called a press conference.'

'They're seeking a third opinion...'

'Pop, is that where they make all of those new medicines with the bad side effects?'

"He's just been appointed our 'local champion for managing risk'!"

'Wow, your expensive health insurance is worth every penny! According to your status, you're entitled to a special single room. Do you prefer the lift shaft or the heating cellar?'

"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."