Healthcare Professionals Mugs

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.

'You the guy who asked for the least expensive generic alternative?'

"Kids, your mother and I have spent so much money on health insurance this year that instead of vacation we're all going to go in for elective surgery."

'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'

'Boy, you really are stuck! What do you do when this happens in a chimney?'

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

"I'm afraid we've had to move him to expensive care."

Giving GP's the right motivation

NHS transformation

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'Sorry, with this policy you can only get a second opinion from your insurance agent.'

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

'Thing sure have changed. Fifty years ago doctors made house calls.'

"We can't pull the plug. We're all still on her insurance."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'Let's all practice bug control.'

'I'm grow-ing'

Hospital 'Caution: Thieves are operating in this building'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Just watch the road and look straight ahead'

'With the new automated system we've cut consultation times down to 30 seconds...'

This guy has no heart! Why didn't someone tell me he's an insurance company lobbyist?

"George likes to watch his health."

"It appears we all have group insurance."

Emergency Healthcare.

"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."

"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."

Doctor to patient regarding awaiting media: 'I hope you don't mind - I called a press conference.'

"This one also has high copays and high deductibles, but you get unlimited Get Well cards."

'We have a new duty of candour, so let's be clear...Whistleblowers will have their careers flushed down the toilet.'

"The idea that we get rid of whistleblowers is ridiculous...Ask Dr Glenn here if you don't believe me!"

"He's just been appointed our 'local champion for managing risk'!"