Healthcare Policy Maker Prints

'You could never get this level of medical treatment in Canada? Mr. Smith. We'll have that hangnail treated once your check clears.'

"We should introduce a bill covering health care. We could call it GeorgeWashingtoncare."

'Let's put it to a vote . . . all those in favor of government healthcare say 'goodbye, insurance lobby donations'.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'Well it's nice to see that waiting times have gone down.'

Democrats Changing Expectations for a Health Care Plan.

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

Obamacare has nine lives.

"Don't be such a worrier. What could possibly go wrong...?"

The MEDICARE Shadow Knows. . .

"Your insurance company decided the heart surgery isn't necessary, but they said they'd approve breast augmentation."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'