Healthcare Innovator Pillows

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

'These robots will cut infections by 50%.'

'That was quick!'

"I digitized all of the medical records of my patients. Now all I have to do is run your record through my diagnostic app to see how to treat you."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

"Doctor, you're so much taller in person than on my home computer screen!"

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'We've recently adopted the full aviation model.'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"It's a survey. Are we willing to take a vaccine shot by drone?"

"I rebuilt your face using a 3D printer - you look amazing."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"This new pacemaker is designed for your heart, it also streams Wikipedia information directly to your brain."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

DNA doctor

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'