Healthcare Humanitarian Gifts

'Do you remember when all we had to do was look after people?'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Keyworker

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Medical personnel give their hearts

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

World Production.

Europe and immigration.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Peace Locked in a Cage

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

EU Vaccine approval

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

COVID 19

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'