Healthcare Haggler Prints

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"How much if I pedal?"

"I'm just browsing."

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

'Welcome to the Ambulance Chasing Network... Have you or someone you love taken Zerkzes pills in the past six-months?'

Medical Bills.

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

"We decided to hold off with kids until they heave health insurance."

'How did your meeting with your insurance company go?'

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

'You would save money on the long run if you'd let me throw in an autopsy with the procedure.'

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

New GP Career Structure

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

"By the way, I can't afford your fees."

'I'll tell you where I bought the murder weapon in exchange for immunity.'

Donald Came Out Of The Recovery Room This Morning But Had To Go Back After Seeing The Bill.

'I'll have you out of bed and on your foot in no time.'

'We're trying to resolve your reimbursement issue or, at the very least, create another one for you.'

"Ah-ha! We found the problem!"

The GOP repeal and replace plan trips them up.

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'