Healthcare Dynamics Observer Mugs

"You're not making this easier for any of us."

"This position has become very important to the company."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'Long shift?'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'Have you decided who's going to be team leader?'

'You're not the manager I expected.' - 'So blame yourself for having lousy judgement.'

'Don't try to use me. I'm not user friendly!'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

I don't feel very secure on this job.

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

Age-salary ratio

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

"That report you wrote sure made me look good to the board... Take an extra five minutes for lunch!"

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"I like the way you handle responsibility, Fenton, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'