Healthcare Dynamics Observer Mugs

"You're not making this easier for any of us."

"This position has become very important to the company."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'Long shift?'

"To make things more democratic, I've decided to introduce a round-table policy."

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

'Have you decided who's going to be team leader?'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'You're not the manager I expected.' - 'So blame yourself for having lousy judgement.'

'Don't try to use me. I'm not user friendly!'

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

Age-salary ratio

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

I don't feel very secure on this job.

"That report you wrote sure made me look good to the board... Take an extra five minutes for lunch!"

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"I like the way you handle responsibility, Fenton, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

"Watch it... the boss is in a crappy mood."

Boss