Healthcare Debate Mugs

Paul Ryan, Bloodsucker

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"Ready...aim..."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

An Arm and a Leg.

Profits for Big Pharma

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

'The Doctor will see you now...'

The devolution of the NHS

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

"You first."

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

Obama Clinic and Republican Clinic

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

Repeal...Replace...Repeal...Replace...

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'