Health & Wellness Warrior Mugs

"I told him he should have trained more."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Well, well, well...'

Be Healthy

"Your contents have shifted."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Hot Pie Therapy

"You left your demons here last week."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Exercising

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Uptight End"

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'What are you eating now?'

Burnout Syndrome...

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'