Health & Safety Professional Prints

"I tell you there were NO toxic spills....I'd bet my left tentacle on it!"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

Bench Press Accident

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Cafe Burns.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Caution signs.

Danger Falling Leaves

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Safety Barriers

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Wear a helmet

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'