Health Safety Buff Prints

"Remember when we could gob on each other with impunity?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Wall Street...

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Mash-Test Dummies.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

Food inspection results

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

"Why do you always wear pants?"

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Connected Intersections Challenge

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

Zika Mosquitos

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'