Health Retreat Fan Pillows

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

Football fans in corona times

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'The knees are the first thing to go.'

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

Auto Repair. I'm just taking it in for a few adjustments. A visit to the car-o-practor!

"Looks like the wives are back from their health farm week."

"I said it would grow hair on a billiard ball -- Not on your head."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"You may hear a few wise cracks."

The World of Exercise Equipment.

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

Celebrity Yoga.

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

'Don't ya love relaxing at the beauty shop, Joy?'

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Enjoying summer baseball, D-style.

"I'd suggest more healthy food and less junk in the trunk."

"Maybe you should think about going on a diet."

"We are not here to condemn deadly industrial cigarette ingredients! We just want to know - did you or did you not create the tobacco plant?"