Health Questers Prints

'When I get off, it keeps talking!'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Cures for the void.