Health Protocol Follower Prints

discipline in the face of the pandemic

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

American Bombs

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'Great news, Mr President You've been nominated for the Nobel War Prize'

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

An Arm and a Leg.

Foreign policy

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Not what he meant.

Al-assad back to the world stage

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'