Health Overthinker Mugs

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Try thinking about something else."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"The overthinker"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

No Immediate Danger

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

That party went well.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

You have reached the end of your brain...

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

The council wanted us to have a Healthy Lifestyle Monitor

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

Toilet roll beauty tips.

Concern Chart

The Thinker and The Reactor.

"You're overthinking this."

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

'I'm worried about not being worried...'