Health Journey Navigators Prints

Suddenly the Fat-No-More Club's picnic was in chase.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Dieting Motivation.

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Attack of the 'health' foods

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

"I’d like to return my Fitbit—It won’t stop calling me a lazy piece of sh*t."

Scales

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Until we get more employees to join, we'll just have to roll with the paunches."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

Medicare: More is Better!

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."