Health Journey Humorist Prints

Strict Diet,

'Okay...everything looks good on your contact information... oh wait! We need your email address...'

Man using nicotine patch incorrectly

'This getting fit is killing me.'

'That part about the quantum convinced me!'

"Wine and cigarettes are not what I meant by you starting a 'Mediterranean' diet!"

Shame on You.

'I'm on a diet -- make it a two-bean salad.'

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Lactose Intolerant

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

PSA Banter.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Providing Healthcare For All

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Gesundheit!"

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

My Dream Valentine

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"