Health Insurance Provider T-Shirts

'Employee health plan? We've added chicken soup to our vending machine.'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

"Unfortunately there's no HMO for what you have"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Meds Toast

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

Medicare: More is Better!

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

Don't worry. I'll be right there.

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"Take two of these and call my answering service in the morning."

Doctor with a variety of certificates on the wall featuring popular phrases used by doctors.

Humanitarian Medical Work

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'You're very tense today.'