Health Humourist Mugs

'Your fitness program really should include more exercise than just pushing yourself away from the table...'

I'm feeding a cold and starving a fever.

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Lactose Intolerant

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

PSA Banter.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Providing Healthcare For All

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Gesundheit!"

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

My Dream Valentine

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

I hope you don't mind them - This is a teaching animal hospital.

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."