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I killed my Dad

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Prostate: 51st State

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Sick

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Vaccines vs Variants

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Wear a helmet

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

AIDS prevention

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."